About Me: John Richards (a.k.a. Ultimate Torch )
So there I was… standing in the dark. I wanted a flashlight, a good one. Then I looked at the price tag and nearly blinded myself with shock!
I thought, “Why are these things so expensive? It’s just light! I can make my own!”
And that’s when my inner caveman inventor came alive. I wanted every South African, from the bush to the braai, to have a flashlight that doesn’t quit when things get wild.
So I tested. I dropped. I threw. I even ran it over with my bakkie. And guess what? It didn’t break.
And then… BOOM!
Ultimate Torch was born. Built by South Africans, for South Africans. Tough, reliable, and bright enough to signal aliens if you’re bored.
Now I’ve got over 64,000 TikTok followers watching me do ridiculous things to prove how tough these torches are.
And here’s the deal: if you somehow manage to break one, seriously, if you pull a Hulk move and it actually breaks, I’ll replace it. One-year full replacement guarantee. Because I’m either crazy… or just really confident. (Probably both.)